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A man and a woman and their cats and dogs were walking along a road.

They were enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to them that they were dead. They remembered dying and that the cats and dogs had been dead for years. They wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a tall, white marble wall running along the road. They followed it and at the top of a hill saw that the wall was broken by a sately arch that stood glowing in the sun. The arch’s magnificent gate was made of pure mother of pearl.
I started with marijuana at fifteen, by sixteen I was doing LSD and mushrooms. At nineteen, I was selling drugs–whatever anyone wanted. It seemed perfect, I could party all night, sleep all day and still pull in a hundred plus every day, with tons of girls and free drugs for myself. I started growing marijuana and did well until my friend got busted. Then another friend got busted and I began seeing police cars in the neighborhood and helicopters overhead. I didn’t know what to do but pray. I promised God anything if He would keep me from getting caught. He did, and I kept my promises. I found God. He changed my life and has blessed me Incredibly! Phineas. «When I was a child…I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.»

The couple and the pets walked toward the gate on a golden road. As they got closer, they saw a robed official at a desk to one side.

The man called out, «Excuse me, where are we?»

«This is Heaven,» the official answered. «Wow! Would you happen to have some water?» the woman asked.

«Of course, ma’am. Come in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.» The official snapped his fingers, and the magnificent gate began to open.

«Can our friends come, too?» the travelers asked, motioning to their cats and dogs.

«No, we don’t accept pets.»

The man and woman thought for a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued on their way.

After a long walk, they came to a dirt path, bordered on each side by a row of pine trees. They took the path and soon saw a farmer leaning against a tree, reading a book.

«Excuse me!» the traveler called to the farmer. «Do you have any water?»

«Yeah, sure, there’s a pump right over there—help yourselves.»

«How about our friends here?» the travelers asked, gesturing to the cats and dogs.